Sunday, April 10, 2016

Days of the Dead Atlanta part 2

The second part of my photos from the Days of the Dead Atlanta. Plan on uploading more convention photos this week if I get the chance. Thanks for viewing
Leatherface Dan Yeager
Dan Yeager from Texas Chainsaw 3-D

They Live's Keith David
Keith David of They Live, The Thing, Pitch Black and Requiem for a Dream, among others

Jason Voorhees Derek Mears
Derek Mears from Friday the 13th

Stacey Dixon
Full Moon Tattoo and Horror Convention's Stacey Dixon

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Days of the Dead Atlanta 2014

More blast from the past convention photos. This time from  Days of the Dead Atlanta back in 2014, The special guest headliners were Damien Echols, of West Memphis Three fame, and Tara Reid, of Tara Reid fame.

Damien Echols held a meet and greet and Q and A, and it was definitely worth the ticket price. Growing up close to Memphis in the 80s and 90s, I was all to aware of the West Memphis Three. Being one of those people who don't fit in with the conservative Christians of the deep south, I am acutely aware of how outcasts are treated. Basically I was excited about the chance to meet and talk with Damien, and to hear him talk. I wasn't disappointed.
Damien Echols of the West Memphis Three
Damien Echols

Damien Echols at Days of the Dead
Autographed Damien Echols poster

 West Memphis Three's Damien Echols al
Damien Echols and Me at Days of the Dead Atlanta

I wont lie I was also excited to meet Tara Reid. She's a real cutie and everyone knows her. The lines weren't horribly long, and she was incredibly sweet and generous
Tara Reid
Me and Tara Reid at Days of the Dead Atlanta

There were a lot of other celebs that I was able to meet as well. I will add those photos in another blog post. Hopefully I will get it up in the next day or two. Till then 

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Ya'll Motherfuckers need Deadpool.

The truth hurts, but ya'll motherfuckers need Deadpool. Yep Deadpool the surprise (to Hollywood bigwigs anyway) hit starring Ryan Reynolds is coming to Blu Ray and DVD really soon.  May 10th real soon, and there's no reason to wait when you can pre-order your copy today.

Do not be the last person on your block to own a copy. Hell even pre-order bragging rights are worth it. If you are a total loser and didn't catch Deadpool in the theater here is a way to regain some small semblance of manhood.  Order now, it will get you laid!

Have you ordered yet? Fuck it guy! What the hell, click the link already! The merc with a mouth demands it!

Deadpool, Colossus, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Deadpool is shocked you haven't pre-ordered his movie yet

OK, OK so you haven't seen it and want to know why you should. In short, Deadpool is the story of Wade Wilson, who is anything but your typical dude. He's a wise cracking mercenary, with maybe the faintest bit of morals. He falls in love and as his luck would have it, finds out soon after that he is dying with cancer.

He accepts a shadowy proposal that could save his life, or kill him. But if he lives he just might have super powers. He does live, but is horribly scarred, He also gains virtual immortality, rapid healing, and maybe just a touch of insanity. Deadpool is born. He sets out on a mission to save his love, and gain revenge on the people who lied to him. Along the way Deadpool leaves a trail of bodies as he tracks down the evil Francis. Yup. He also runs into a couple of X-men and a giant ship that is definitely NOT a SHIELD Helicarrier. (Hey MCU!)

Have I sold you yet? Yes? No? What the hell just buy a copy. You're going to any way eventually.  In all seriousness, Deadpool is one of the best comic based movies in recent years, maybe ever. I'm counting those MCU and webslinger movies too (the Raimi ones), Check out Deadpool, you wont be disappointed.

Go here, buy Deadpool today

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Horrorhound Indy 2014

Yeah, I have been slacking. Going to try and catch up with my con photos since they always seem to be a popular subject. These photos were taken in 2014 at the Indianapolis Horrorhound weekend. I went with my friend Robin, and our main goal was to meet Mads Mikkelson. If you aren't familiar, Mads played Hannibal Lector on NBCs Hannibal for three seasons.

Apparently Hannibal is now dead, although it's fans still hold out hope, a dwindling hope maybe but still hope that the show might return in some form, some day. But whatever the fate of the show, at least we got to meet the devil himself, Hannibal the cannibal.

Of course, if you aren't familiar with Hannibal as portrayed by Mads Mikkelson the first thing you should do is GET FAMILIAR. The series is available on Amazon Prime as well as on DVD and Blu Ray formats. If you watch through to the second season finale, I doubt you will ever see anyone other than Mads as Hannibal Lector.

I didn't meet many other celebs there, but I did meet the beautiful Sheryl Lee, who many will remember as Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks. For someone who died before the first episode ever aired, she was still the heart of the show. She later joined the show as Laura's cousin, Maddie I believe and feel free to correct me if I got it wrong As always, pay no attention to the fat guy in the photos.

Horrorhound weekend Mads Mikkelson photo op
Photo op with me, Robin and Mads Mikkelson

Mads Mikkelson Hannibal
Mads Mikkelson and myself

Hannibal's Mads Mikkelson at Horrhound Indy
Me, Mads Mikkelson and Robin

Autographed 8x10 by Mads Mikkelson

And then there was the still gorgeous Sheryl Lee from Twin Peaks
Twin Peaks Sheryl Lee
Laura Palmer herself, the beautiful Sheryl Lee from Twin Peaks and myself

Sheryl Lee from Twin Peaks and John Carpenter's Vampires
Autographed 8x10 of Sheryl Lee

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Will the Walking Dead Survive Post Negan

So, I'm not the biggest fan of the Walking Dead, but I can't deny it's impact on pop culture. I also can't deny or ignore that tonight's episode has fans on the edge of their seat, and it's still hours away from airing as I write this. This is the night, that they introduce the biggest, baddie of the series, Negan.

Everyone is expecting a major character, most likely Glenn or Daryl to bite the bat tonight. Or possible their will be a cliff hanger and not croak till October. I think this is very likely, and also a shitty way for the filmmakers to treat their loyal fans. Thousands may riot if Daryl dies, at least that's what they scream, in all caps, on social media.

Topless Lauren Cohan of the Walking Dead
Why I still watch the Walking Dead

But beyond who will die, there is another question. Will the Walking Dead, the show itself survive Negan? In the comics life goes on. People live, people die and new threats arise. But the war with Negan lingers on in the comics for a while.  It does end though, and the survivors settle down in Alexandria for several years.

This presents quite a change in dynamics for the show. The survivors have never stayed in one place long. The prison latest the longest but there was constant threat from the Governor looming, not to mention walkers, prisoners, and the flu. Now, following the comics, the survivors, minus possibly several loved characters, are stuck in one spot for years. Exploring the exciting world between cities.

Will fans stay behind a show that is basically a post apocalyptic Mayberry RFD? Well hopefully not that slow, but the show has been mostly about a group on the run. Nowhere is safe. After Negan they find safety, if it continues to follow the comics.

sexy Lauren Cohan in underwear
Seriously, this is why I watch the Walking Dead

There are options for the Walking Dead. They could time skip, which I think the comics do, till the next threat. It gives them time to let Judith grow, and bring in new characters. It gives them time to greive and move on. But it also brings them closer to keeping up with the comics and possibly running ahead of it. A lot of the television walking dead fans still don't read the comics so that shouldn't hurt too bad. But a major change in theme, coupled with the loss of one or more beloved characters, could, maybe cause a major down swing in ratings.  Even if the Dixon Vixens don't riot.

Alexandra Daddario Farewell to the Horror Hottie

Being more involved in serious writing I have let the Dark Domain stagnate. Tho some, maybe most would argue it was never that fresh. However like a good little soldier it marches on, still getting random hits with no updates. Sure it's not hitting high on google search anymore, except a few obscure items and the Willie poking.

But it's a shame to let it die, cold and alone, and so I have been tempted back. Even though I have other blogs, none of them have the link juice and heritage of the Dark Domain, and not sure I have the patience and time to wait on them to get there. Time marches on and death comes for all, ya know?

So in my spare time from working a 40 hour shift, and writing for House of Tortured Souls, I will be doing some more work here at Lord Dixie's Dark Domain, while also, hopefully building up my other properties.

Hopefully I can refocus this blog on more serious promotion, and maybe drive some affiliate sales.. My goal, my dream, my lofty pretentious desires would be to focus on actresses. Mostly upcoming but I wouldn't say no to ScarJo, knowhattamean? I would do a short bio, along with some photos. sexxxy please. Something that would hopefully help promote them and their project, while also drawing people here.

But wait, and hark and shit.  Isn't that kind of what you do with Horror Hotties. Yeah kinda sorta, but not really. As I said this will be more serious than cheap T and A, with actual info, yet short of a full interview, and will full cooperation of the females involved. Yes, cooperation or at least permission.

Plus that name, Horror Hotties, I never really liked it beyond the alliteration. It's childish and cheap, and maybe I'm not the same dude I was when I thought it up. Or maybe I'm just no longer pretending to be that dude. The world changes a man, I've seen some things. and some stuff.

Right now I have no clue what I am going to call it. Not at all.  Maybe some simple like Actress Profile. But no, not that damn dull.  Any way, my lazy ass is going to send Horror Hotties out with a slight hurrah. One or two more posts, while I work on formalizing, and getting some willing test subjects.

So with that in mind here/s a big wolf whistle to out Farewell to Horror Hotties with the beautiful Alexandra Daddario. Whooooo. Alexandra Daddario that/s who. Now shes done a lot besides horror, in fact she doesn't have a lot of horror roles but damn she stood out the Texas Chainsaw 3D remake. If fact the lovely Ms Daddario and Dan Yeagers performance as Leatherface were the only two things that did stand out (See I completely skipped making a boobie pun. Growth man).
Alexandra Daddario blue eyes
Seriously those eyes

Besides Chainsaw she has wowed audiences in San Andres, blown their heads completely off in HBOs True Detectives, and soon will be donning the trademark red swimsuit for the Baywatch movie. The sky is the limit for Alexandra with her piercing blue eyes and a chest that could stop a perpetual motion engine in it's tracks.  Stunning is a mother fucking understatement.  Seriously you could drown in those eyes and never gasp for air.
Alexandra Daddario eyes
Again, those eyes

So enough gibble gabble to fuel the Google search requirements, let's feast on the beast that is the lovely Alexandra Daddario

Alexandra Daddario sexy boxer
Alexandra Daddario momma said knock you out

Alexandra Daddario full nude in heels
Bare ass in heels

Alexandra Daddario red shorts, see through top
Alexandra's gorgeous ass
Alexandra Daddario wet white Tshirt
Hawt and wet

Alexandra Daddario white Baywatch bikini
Alexandra in Baywatch

Alexandra Daddario topless in True Detective
It's about to get busty, err busy

Thursday, June 4, 2015

I guess I got the claws, aka don't mess with Eric Morse

Yo Splatter pants.

So last week in a stroke of what I'm sure you considered genius, you decided to call me out and accuse me of being W.P. Fitzgerald. I don’t like being put on blast, even though I thought it was hilarious, because like most other things in life you are woefully wrong and ignorant. I am not W.P Fitzgerald, and to me it's pretty obvious who it is, and yes I do know who it is. To reiterate, I am not W.P Fitzgerald and you should stop accusing me. Or else I will have to publicly shame you more. I will give you credit that you didn’t throw a rant after I posted on your shitty books Facebook page, you just deleted my posts and went on. You're learning. However you still have me name on your Facebook, you are still insulting me and calling me a coward. This aggression will not stand and shit.

See I had almost forgotten you, oh yeah I got a good laugh out of your pathetic sandwich videos, and your gall to insult Kane Hodder in your “coffee Vlog”. We have actually had a couple parties laughing at your shitty videos. Honestly do you even attempt to edit them? For fucks sake “Bill” your opening music runs over your intro speech. That kills any credibility your video might have, well it would still suck but at least it would look like you gave a shit. Please fix it, you are embarrassing fan fiction writers all over the net with that shit.

Sorry, back on track, as I was saying I was pretty much just minding my own shit, when I got a message asking me if I was W.P. Fitzgerald. Then I got sent a screen cap of your rant calling me out. Which proves you're an idiot for thinking it was me, and also proves your own “fans” and “friends” apparently like me better than you. Or you're so pathetic they just enjoy spying on you. Whatever, you put me on blast, and regardless of how funny it was, I cant let it go without answer. So my first blog post pissed you off, and like the coward you are, instead of posting here you went to your security blanket of a blog and counter ranted me. I let it go, anyone reading it can tell you are imbalanced, but since you keep bringing me up, lets answer your blog

A friend of mine a few days ago sent me a rant done by one
of the trolls, aka Morse Bashers"

First off, you don't have any friends. More than likely someone sent you the link just to watch you go into rant mode for a good laugh. Secondly you love the term "Morse Bashers" because it makes you feel important, which you aren't

"Honestly the pathetic loser who I will call Lord Dickwad, because every small man needs a huge title to give himself weight"

This coming from someone who dares call himself the "King of Splatterpunk" and the Alpha Wolf.. Oh wait 400 people supposedly demanded you take that title. Do you even know what Splatterpunk is? Once again trying to steal other people's thunder. Have you ever written anything even remotely close to spatter punk? Please don't say your pathetic fan fiction Jason stories earned you that title. Oh yeah and if I were you I wouldn't mention weight while you are eating multiple giant burgers for every meal.

"though this guy is fat enough on his own (not fun when it is fired back at you Lord Dickwad??"

Oh, I am wounded! Was that the famous claws everyone hears about but no one has felt? Seriously you easily outweigh me by 200 pounds on my worst day. Try again.

"Anyway, Lord Dickwad wasted a whole five pages spouting off old propaganda that has been long since disproved"

Saying you aren't a stalker doesn't disprove it, just means you are in denial. You also said you weren't Gerald Fitzgerald for months. Get help stalker and thanks for counting the pages.

"Well, most of my female friends, including DRo (or as most horror fans know her
as Debbie Rochon) and JA Steel, Maria Olson, Tiffany Shepis, and a number of
others, will have a good laugh over that. They know as most people who actually
know me that I don’t hate any particular race, gender, or sexual orientation. I
hate ego case assholes, and low life scumball losers like you"

Really? Well I don't hear any of these women laughing. I don't see any of them posting on your wall or coming to your defense. Sorry but your pages of rants on your page speak louder than this bullshit. You have also thrown around words like "faggot" and "retard" in reference to people as well as "bitch" "whore" and "cocksucker" which shows you do look down on people due to gender and sexual orientation.

"Also you say my hatred of....TL:DR"

Yes you hate Americana Mary and See No Evil because the Soska's disrespected you by not calling into your shitty podcast on your birthday. Who can blame them. You are unbalanced, your show sucks and they had nothing to gain. And all it cost them was the hatred of a toothless "Alpha Wolf" impotently howling obscenities at a moon he can never reach

"If you weren't so busy being scumball asshole you might have read the dozens of reviews by reviewers that
are not drinking buddies of the Soskas. They say American Mary is full of
plot holes and bad writing as well as tanks in the last twenty minutes"

And if you weren't a hateful pig you would have read the hundreds of reviews calling it one of the best films in recent years, or if you were a reviewer with any cred you would state your opinion and not scour the web looking for reviews that back you up, but no, you want proof that you aren't a piece of shit hating on people with more success and more talent than you. It also makes you spineless. When I do a review, fuck what anyone else thinks

"Also you mouth of about how superior you are to me because you go to conventions and make friends"

No I am superior to you because I am not a petty, hateful, failed writer who goes to conventions, has friends, and makes more friends, and unlike the cast of Dark Shadows and you, celebs aren't embarrassed to have pictures with me on the Internet

"when I was at Epic Con" Epic Fail con you mean
"Since going to that convention my fan mail had tripled"

Because 3 times zero is still zero

"people are buying my books"

Derek Young and your sister don't count

"So you and you buddies have failed to sink me and my books"

Your books sink all on their own

"You lack real talent so you attack those who do"

Really and what have you read or seen of mine? In fact you attacked the Soska's before you ever saw See No Evil 2, if you ever did. You reviewed it without seeing it. So truthfully, you lack talent, and you attack the Soska's who do have talent.

"You are all pathetic losers"

I don't live in my sisters basement and have to fight with bums to take a shit. I don't get kicked off buses because I smell bad. God doesn't throw dead raccoons at me. I have an actual job, own a car, own a smart phone aka so now, who is a pathetic loser?

""Man you have way to much time on your hands and way too much sexual frustration."
Really, who is so desperate to make people think he got kissed ONCE that he has posted about it multiple times over the years. I have seen you all misty eyed over Michelle Shields. Hey remember when you pretended Kathleen Whilhote was your girlfriend. Remember when you decided Violet Van Dorn was your girlfriend. Remember how obsessed you are over the Soskas? Now who is sexually frustrated?  Also since my social life isn't confined to watching Star Trek in my sister's basement I have no fucking clue who Dr. Plox looks like, but I'm betting you look a lot more like Jabba the Hutt than I do Plox, and I am far from 52 years old. An age that I'm sure you have already waved goodbye to with hammy hand.

"your audience is going to get bored" But at least I have an audience "they will turn on you" Living in your fantasy world again? My "audience" is laughing it's ass off at you, while none of your fans or friends have stepped up to defend you. Mostly because they are non existent. Those few fans you have know you are loony tunes. "I'm not going to change" your underwear No which is one of the signs of insanity, you keep doing the same thing and hoping for different results. You can't accept you are wrong. You are delusional beyond belief. Even when Harlan Ellison calls you out, calls you a liar, threatens you, STILL you hold to your hallucination that he is your friend. "You are all truly pathetic" Once again, who lives in his sister's basement? Who has imaginary friends? Who had this Wikipedia page pulled down and who only got 12 signatures on his petition to get it back? Who couldn't get even ONE person to play his trivia contest for a free book? Who fights with homeless for a spot to poop? Not me. "And, no, Lord Dickwad, I will not go on your pathetically constructed blog and comment. I'm not stupid enough to go into your territory" My pathetically constructed blog (yours is so high tech and cutting edge!) has over 100 x the page views of your blog, and my visitors don't visit to laugh at me. People read your blog to see how insane you have become and what stupid shit you are ranting about this week And for the second part, this proves what a delusional idiot you are. Why do you think you have to make it easy for me? Listen fat ass, I can continue to poke you as long as I like. I can blog about you every day, till the point every fucking google search for William Pattison will show my blog. I can buy and and fill it with gay porn if I want. You cant stop me. You don't have the money to buy the domains yourself, and before you start fatty, it's perfectly legal. You really are stupid if you think I need you to comment here to make fun of you. I was just giving you the chance to show you had balls. You don't. And you call me a coward, lol. "because it gets brutal when the feeders turn on you" Once again, what the fuck? Are you seriously twelve years old that you think you are going to scare me with your fantasy world bullshit? Or are you threatening to eat me Jabba? Sorry, even if I were gay, I could find way better. I'm out of your league. On to another blog post because it's fun and I'll just skip around "In regard to the horror magazines, that is simply because I won't kiss their asses or pay them to write about me" No they wont write about you because you aren't popular enough to sell magazines, you aren't interesting enough for regular readers to want to read about, and they all know you are fucking nuts and want nothing to do with you
"Actually the truth is I did have a major horror magazine. That magazine is Diabolique. Greg, the owner, is a lot like me." How did that work out for you tubby? "I was a guest at the very first Days of the Dead" Where you didn't sell shit, had to give away autographs to help Derek pay for his hotel room "I was a guest at the infamous Epic Con" Where you sold nothing, and the only reason you were invited was because Derek Young was helping book it. You even had to buy your own plane ticket and you ended up shitting in a toilet with no door. Really great show to put on your resume. "The Soskas are ass kissers and have a sugar daddy that will pay to get them into conventions" Again showing your stupidity. People ask for the Soskas to be at conventions. Droves of people. How many people have asked for you to be at any convention, even with you begging them to request you. I have seen one person request you at a show. That person now says that you are a dangerous stalker who needs help. He's right. "the fans want to go see famous people who will chat with them" Key word is FAMOUS, and they want people to chat with them not stalk them. People want celebrities at conventions. They don't give a shit if Tony Todd won't chat with them, or the Soska's. Thing is the Soskas used to chat, but some want to be celebrity, fan fiction writer helped stop that by harassing them "I respect my fans" All three of them From Facebook "Those of you assholes that are currently on my friends list be prepared to be banned and blocked from anything related to me. In regard to Guesome Hertzogg…I let you back on my friends list and you decide to support a cyber-stalker?" Once again showing how ignorant you are. The people who are following the W.P.Fitzgerald page have no clue it's a parody of you. You just aren't important enough to even register on their radar, and I'm sure they wont give a shit that you blocked them " I had started to try a present an olive branch to you"

Shut the fuck up about olive branches. It doesnt make you look smart or witty, it just makes you look like a joke.

"Elissa and you fucked up your one chance to make up with me. Good job."

I'm sure she cries herself to sleep over this every night. Or laughs

  "Anyone else want their asses blocked?"

I'm pretty sure no one cares. How many have come begging back? And handing someone their ass usually entails either physically teaching them a lesson or at least a verbal lashing they can't respond too. Blocking someone then talking shit about them is not  "handing them their ass" it's cowardice, which fits you quite well.

"A special hello to W P Fitzgerald aka Lord Dixie. Amusing little parody site. You know something, jackass, all you are doing is getting my name out there"

No, it's getting W.P.Fitzgerald's name out there. Most people will have no clue who it is a parody of, since quite honestly, you aren't famous. Those who do know it' you will just laugh at you. Again.

" I could give a rat's ass about your bullshit."

Then why do you keep obsessing? Because it burns you up. You have no sense of humor. Nothing but your huge overinflated ego. "For those of you who want to get a laugh at my expense, here is that tubby retard, Allen Elbertson, aka Lord Dixie's parody site he did on me....."

Sigh, no it's not my site, no I am not mentally handicapped and "retard" isn't a nice word William. I'm actually not even that tubby, but yeah I do need to drop a few pounds. Ouch those claws again. And spell my name right idiot or shut the fuck up "Here is a little message to Lord Dixie and any other asshole who thinks they can bury me or my work. My fans may be silent but they are many. My legacy will go on while you will fade away like a bad memory. Remember that...."

You have no legacy beyond the fan fiction books you wrote. Your books are buried in the fact that they aren't very good, and no one is really interested. Your fans are not many. If so wouldn't one of your books be in a Amazon top anything? Your books sell for a high price on EBay because they are a novelty, not because they are good or even very popular. My legacy is the people I have helped, both professionally and privately. My online legacy is blogs that will still be getting more hits than your shitty blogs as long as the Internet exists as it does. You will be remembered as a pathetic, little would be writer who never made it, and never had a lot of talent. A man who hated anyone more successful than him, never forgave any imaginary sleight, drove off the few fans he actually had, and anyone who respected him. Who listened to a handful of enablers, like Derek and never got help.

"Just keep it up you fucking mental case coward"

Second time that you have called me a coward online. But would you say it to my face, or run squealing and shitting yourself? I want you to call me a coward, and know I don't take an insult lightly. Maybe I will come to the shitty Martinsville Horrorfest and buy one of your books. See I can do that I can fly to any convention anywhere
How many fan?
Ok so I am bored with this, so here's the deal. Read this, and learn your mistake. Don't call me a coward or put me on blast. Don't accuse me of doing shit I haven't done. Mostly remove any reference to me from your Facebook and I wont write any more blog posts about your stupidity. Go play in your little sand box with your little pretned title "King". Don't mention me or show up on my radar. Eat another sandwich or two

BTW ignorant London 1887 is an American Company and the shirt design has nothing to do with you. The owner thinks you're a joke too and got a good laugh out of your stupid post. Don't believe me? Email the company and ask