Yo Splatter pants.
So last week in a stroke of what I'm sure you considered genius, you decided to call me out and accuse me of being W.P. Fitzgerald. I don’t like being put on blast, even though I thought it was hilarious, because like most other things in life you are woefully wrong and ignorant. I am not W.P Fitzgerald, and to me it's pretty obvious who it is, and yes I do know who it is. To reiterate, I am not W.P Fitzgerald and you should stop accusing me. Or else I will have to publicly shame you more. I will give you credit that you didn’t throw a rant after I posted on your shitty books Facebook page, you just deleted my posts and went on. You're learning. However you still have me name on your Facebook, you are still insulting me and calling me a coward. This aggression will not stand and shit.
See I had almost forgotten you, oh yeah I got a good laugh out of your pathetic sandwich videos, and your gall to insult Kane Hodder in your “coffee Vlog”. We have actually had a couple parties laughing at your shitty videos. Honestly do you even attempt to edit them? For fucks sake “Bill” your opening music runs over your intro speech. That kills any credibility your video might have, well it would still suck but at least it would look like you gave a shit. Please fix it, you are embarrassing fan fiction writers all over the net with that shit.
Sorry, back on track, as I was saying I was pretty much just minding my own shit, when I got a message asking me if I was W.P. Fitzgerald. Then I got sent a screen cap of your rant calling me out. Which proves you're an idiot for thinking it was me, and also proves your own “fans” and “friends” apparently like me better than you. Or you're so pathetic they just enjoy spying on you. Whatever, you put me on blast, and regardless of how funny it was, I cant let it go without answer. So my first blog post pissed you off, and like the coward you are, instead of posting here you went to your security blanket of a blog and counter ranted me. I let it go, anyone reading it can tell you are imbalanced, but since you keep bringing me up, lets answer your blog
A friend of mine a few days ago sent me a rant done by one
of the trolls, aka Morse Bashers"
First off, you don't have any friends. More than likely someone sent you the link just to watch you go into rant mode for a good laugh. Secondly you love the term "Morse Bashers" because it makes you feel important, which you aren't
"Honestly the pathetic loser who I will call Lord Dickwad, because every small man needs a huge title to give himself weight"
This coming from someone who dares call himself the "King of Splatterpunk" and the Alpha Wolf.. Oh wait 400 people supposedly demanded you take that title. Do you even know what Splatterpunk is? Once again trying to steal other people's thunder. Have you ever written anything even remotely close to spatter punk? Please don't say your pathetic fan fiction Jason stories earned you that title. Oh yeah and if I were you I wouldn't mention weight while you are eating multiple giant burgers for every meal.
"though this guy is fat enough on his own (not fun when it is fired back at you Lord Dickwad??"
Oh, I am wounded! Was that the famous claws everyone hears about but no one has felt? Seriously you easily outweigh me by 200 pounds on my worst day. Try again.
"Anyway, Lord Dickwad wasted a whole five pages spouting off old propaganda that has been long since disproved"
Saying you aren't a stalker doesn't disprove it, just means you are in denial. You also said you weren't Gerald Fitzgerald for months. Get help stalker and thanks for counting the pages.
"Well, most of my female friends, including DRo (or as most horror fans know her
as Debbie Rochon) and JA Steel, Maria Olson, Tiffany Shepis, and a number of
others, will have a good laugh over that. They know as most people who actually
know me that I don’t hate any particular race, gender, or sexual orientation. I
hate ego case assholes, and low life scumball losers like you"
Really? Well I don't hear any of these women laughing. I don't see any of them posting on your wall or coming to your defense. Sorry but your pages of rants on your page speak louder than this bullshit. You have also thrown around words like "faggot" and "retard" in reference to people as well as "bitch" "whore" and "cocksucker" which shows you do look down on people due to gender and sexual orientation.
"Also you say my hatred of....TL:DR"
Yes you hate Americana Mary and See No Evil because the Soska's disrespected you by not calling into your shitty podcast on your birthday. Who can blame them. You are unbalanced, your show sucks and they had nothing to gain. And all it cost them was the hatred of a toothless "Alpha Wolf" impotently howling obscenities at a moon he can never reach
|"If you weren't so busy being scumball asshole you might have read the dozens of reviews by reviewers that|
|are not drinking buddies of the Soskas. They say American Mary is full of|
|plot holes and bad writing as well as tanks in the last twenty minutes"|
And if you weren't a hateful pig you would have read the hundreds of reviews calling it one of the best films in recent years, or if you were a reviewer with any cred you would state your opinion and not scour the web looking for reviews that back you up, but no, you want proof that you aren't a piece of shit hating on people with more success and more talent than you. It also makes you spineless. When I do a review, fuck what anyone else thinks
|"Since going to that convention my fan mail had tripled"|
Because 3 times zero is still zero
"people are buying my books"
Derek Young and your sister don't count
"So you and you buddies have failed to sink me and my books"
Your books sink all on their own
"You lack real talent so you attack those who do"
Really and what have you read or seen of mine? In fact you attacked the Soska's before you ever saw See No Evil 2, if you ever did. You reviewed it without seeing it. So truthfully, you lack talent, and you attack the Soska's who do have talent.
"You are all pathetic losers"
I don't live in my sisters basement and have to fight with bums to take a shit. I don't get kicked off buses because I smell bad. God doesn't throw dead raccoons at me. I have an actual job, own a car, own a smart phone aka so now, who is a pathetic loser?