Miley Cyrus to star in "Innsmouth" based on Lovecraft
Yes that's right Universal after cancelling the big budget "Mountains of Madness" by Del Torro, has just greenlighted "Innsmouth." Insmouth is based on the classic "Shaddow out of Innsmouth" by H.P. Lovecraft. The adaptation was written and will be directed by Terminator director McG and Miley Cyrus was his top pick for the heroine of the piece. "No matter what you say about Miley, everyone is talking about her. She guarentees a big opening." Lovecraft has been notoriously hard to adapt to the big screen and one wonders how hardcore fans will react to this news. Oh yes Elvis is still alive and having an affair with Rick James. It's April Fools Day!!! I bet I got some of you.
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