I guess I got the claws, aka don't mess with Eric Morse

Yo Splatter pants.

So last week in a stroke of what I'm sure you considered genius, you decided to call me out and accuse me of being W.P. Fitzgerald. I don’t like being put on blast, even though I thought it was hilarious, because like most other things in life you are woefully wrong and ignorant. I am not W.P Fitzgerald, and to me it's pretty obvious who it is, and yes I do know who it is. To reiterate, I am not W.P Fitzgerald and you should stop accusing me. Or else I will have to publicly shame you more. I will give you credit that you didn’t throw a rant after I posted on your shitty books Facebook page, you just deleted my posts and went on. You're learning. However you still have me name on your Facebook, you are still insulting me and calling me a coward. This aggression will not stand and shit.

See I had almost forgotten you, oh yeah I got a good laugh out of your pathetic sandwich videos, and your gall to insult Kane Hodder in your “coffee Vlog”. We have actually had a couple parties laughing at your shitty videos. Honestly do you even attempt to edit them? For fucks sake “Bill” your opening music runs over your intro speech. That kills any credibility your video might have, well it would still suck but at least it would look like you gave a shit. Please fix it, you are embarrassing fan fiction writers all over the net with that shit.

Sorry, back on track, as I was saying I was pretty much just minding my own shit, when I got a message asking me if I was W.P. Fitzgerald. Then I got sent a screen cap of your rant calling me out. Which proves you're an idiot for thinking it was me, and also proves your own “fans” and “friends” apparently like me better than you. Or you're so pathetic they just enjoy spying on you. Whatever, you put me on blast, and regardless of how funny it was, I cant let it go without answer. So my first blog post pissed you off, and like the coward you are, instead of posting here you went to your security blanket of a blog and counter ranted me. I let it go, anyone reading it can tell you are imbalanced, but since you keep bringing me up, lets answer your blog

A friend of mine a few days ago sent me a rant done by one

of the trolls, aka Morse Bashers"

First off, you don't have any friends. More than likely someone sent you the link just to watch you go into rant mode for a good laugh. Secondly you love the term "Morse Bashers" because it makes you feel important, which you aren't

"Honestly the pathetic loser who I will call Lord Dickwad, because every small man needs a huge title to give himself weight"

This coming from someone who dares call himself the "King of Splatterpunk" and the Alpha Wolf.. Oh wait 400 people supposedly demanded you take that title. Do you even know what Splatterpunk is? Once again trying to steal other people's thunder. Have you ever written anything even remotely close to spatter punk? Please don't say your pathetic fan fiction Jason stories earned you that title. Oh yeah and if I were you I wouldn't mention weight while you are eating multiple giant burgers for every meal.

"though this guy is fat enough on his own (not fun when it is fired back at you Lord Dickwad??"

Oh, I am wounded! Was that the famous claws everyone hears about but no one has felt? Seriously you easily outweigh me by 200 pounds on my worst day. Try again.

"Anyway, Lord Dickwad wasted a whole five pages spouting off old propaganda that has been long since disproved"

Saying you aren't a stalker doesn't disprove it, just means you are in denial. You also said you weren't Gerald Fitzgerald for months. Get help stalker and thanks for counting the pages.

"Well, most of my female friends, including DRo (or as most horror fans know her

as Debbie Rochon) and JA Steel, Maria Olson, Tiffany Shepis, and a number of

others, will have a good laugh over that. They know as most people who actually

know me that I don’t hate any particular race, gender, or sexual orientation. I

hate ego case assholes, and low life scumball losers like you"

Really? Well I don't hear any of these women laughing. I don't see any of them posting on your wall or coming to your defense. Sorry but your pages of rants on your page speak louder than this bullshit. You have also thrown around words like "faggot" and "retard" in reference to people as well as "bitch" "whore" and "cocksucker" which shows you do look down on people due to gender and sexual orientation.

"Also you say my hatred of....TL:DR"

Yes you hate Americana Mary and See No Evil because the Soska's disrespected you by not calling into your shitty podcast on your birthday. Who can blame them. You are unbalanced, your show sucks and they had nothing to gain. And all it cost them was the hatred of a toothless "Alpha Wolf" impotently howling obscenities at a moon he can never reach

	"If you weren't so busy being scumball asshole you might have read the dozens of reviews by reviewers that
	are not drinking buddies of the Soskas. They say American Mary is full of
	plot holes and bad writing as well as tanks in the last twenty minutes" And if you weren't a hateful pig you would have read the hundreds of reviews calling it one of the best films in recent years, or if you were a reviewer with any cred you would state your opinion and not scour the web looking for reviews that back you up, but no, you want proof that you aren't a piece of shit hating on people with more success and more talent than you. It also makes you spineless. When I do a review, fuck what anyone else thinks "Also you mouth of about how superior you are to me because you go to conventions and make friends" No I am superior to you because I am not a petty, hateful, failed writer who goes to conventions, has friends, and makes more friends, and unlike the cast of Dark Shadows and you, celebs aren't embarrassed to have pictures with me on the Internet "when I was at Epic Con" Epic Fail con you mean

"Since going to that convention my fan mail had tripled"

Because 3 times zero is still zero

"people are buying my books"

Derek Young and your sister don't count

"So you and you buddies have failed to sink me and my books"

Your books sink all on their own

"You lack real talent so you attack those who do"

Really and what have you read or seen of mine? In fact you attacked the Soska's before you ever saw See No Evil 2, if you ever did. You reviewed it without seeing it. So truthfully, you lack talent, and you attack the Soska's who do have talent.

"You are all pathetic losers"

I don't live in my sisters basement and have to fight with bums to take a shit. I don't get kicked off buses because I smell bad. God doesn't throw dead raccoons at me. I have an actual job, own a car, own a smart phone aka so now, who is a pathetic loser?

"

"Man you have way to much time on your hands and way too much sexual frustration." Really, who is so desperate to make people think he got kissed ONCE that he has posted about it multiple times over the years. I have seen you all misty eyed over Michelle Shields. Hey remember when you pretended Kathleen Whilhote was your girlfriend. Remember when you decided Violet Van Dorn was your girlfriend. Remember how obsessed you are over the Soskas? Now who is sexually frustrated?  Also since my social life isn't confined to watching Star Trek in my sister's basement I have no fucking clue who Dr. Plox looks like, but I'm betting you look a lot more like Jabba the Hutt than I do Plox, and I am far from 52 years old. An age that I'm sure you have already waved goodbye to with hammy hand. "your audience is going to get bored" But at least I have an audience "they will turn on you" Living in your fantasy world again? My "audience" is laughing it's ass off at you, while none of your fans or friends have stepped up to defend you. Mostly because they are non existent. Those few fans you have know you are loony tunes. "I'm not going to change" your underwear No which is one of the signs of insanity, you keep doing the same thing and hoping for different results. You can't accept you are wrong. You are delusional beyond belief. Even when Harlan Ellison calls you out, calls you a liar, threatens you, STILL you hold to your hallucination that he is your friend. "You are all truly pathetic" Once again, who lives in his sister's basement? Who has imaginary friends? Who had this Wikipedia page pulled down and who only got 12 signatures on his petition to get it back? Who couldn't get even ONE person to play his trivia contest for a free book? Who fights with homeless for a spot to poop? Not me. "And, no, Lord Dickwad, I will not go on your pathetically constructed blog and comment. I'm not stupid enough to go into your territory" My pathetically constructed blog (yours is so high tech and cutting edge!) has over 100 x the page views of your blog, and my visitors don't visit to laugh at me. People read your blog to see how insane you have become and what stupid shit you are ranting about this week And for the second part, this proves what a delusional idiot you are. Why do you think you have to make it easy for me? Listen fat ass, I can continue to poke you as long as I like. I can blog about you every day, till the point every fucking google search for William Pattison will show my blog. I can buy Williampattison.com and authorericmorse.com and fill it with gay porn if I want. You cant stop me. You don't have the money to buy the domains yourself, and before you start fatty, it's perfectly legal. You really are stupid if you think I need you to comment here to make fun of you. I was just giving you the chance to show you had balls. You don't. And you call me a coward, lol. "because it gets brutal when the feeders turn on you" Once again, what the fuck? Are you seriously twelve years old that you think you are going to scare me with your fantasy world bullshit? Or are you threatening to eat me Jabba? Sorry, even if I were gay, I could find way better. I'm out of your league. On to another blog post because it's fun and I'll just skip around "In regard to the horror magazines, that is simply because I won't kiss their asses or pay them to write about me" No they wont write about you because you aren't popular enough to sell magazines, you aren't interesting enough for regular readers to want to read about, and they all know you are fucking nuts and want nothing to do with you . "Actually the truth is I did have a major horror magazine. That magazine is Diabolique. Greg, the owner, is a lot like me." How did that work out for you tubby? "I was a guest at the very first Days of the Dead" Where you didn't sell shit, had to give away autographs to help Derek pay for his hotel room "I was a guest at the infamous Epic Con" Where you sold nothing, and the only reason you were invited was because Derek Young was helping book it. You even had to buy your own plane ticket and you ended up shitting in a toilet with no door. Really great show to put on your resume. "The Soskas are ass kissers and have a sugar daddy that will pay to get them into conventions" Again showing your stupidity. People ask for the Soskas to be at conventions. Droves of people. How many people have asked for you to be at any convention, even with you begging them to request you. I have seen one person request you at a show. That person now says that you are a dangerous stalker who needs help. He's right. "the fans want to go see famous people who will chat with them" Key word is FAMOUS, and they want people to chat with them not stalk them. People want celebrities at conventions. They don't give a shit if Tony Todd won't chat with them, or the Soska's. Thing is the Soskas used to chat, but some want to be celebrity, fan fiction writer helped stop that by harassing them "I respect my fans" All three of them From Facebook "Those of you assholes that are currently on my friends list be prepared to be banned and blocked from anything related to me. In regard to Guesome Hertzogg…I let you back on my friends list and you decide to support a cyber-stalker?" Once again showing how ignorant you are. The people who are following the W.P.Fitzgerald page have no clue it's a parody of you. You just aren't important enough to even register on their radar, and I'm sure they wont give a shit that you blocked them " I had started to try a present an olive branch to you" Shut the fuck up about olive branches. It doesnt make you look smart or witty, it just makes you look like a joke. "Elissa and you fucked up your one chance to make up with me. Good job." I'm sure she cries herself to sleep over this every night. Or laughs   "Anyone else want their asses blocked?" I'm pretty sure no one cares. How many have come begging back? And handing someone their ass usually entails either physically teaching them a lesson or at least a verbal lashing they can't respond too. Blocking someone then talking shit about them is not  "handing them their ass" it's cowardice, which fits you quite well. "A special hello to W P Fitzgerald aka Lord Dixie. Amusing little parody site. You know something, jackass, all you are doing is getting my name out there" No, it's getting W.P.Fitzgerald's name out there. Most people will have no clue who it is a parody of, since quite honestly, you aren't famous. Those who do know it' you will just laugh at you. Again. " I could give a rat's ass about your bullshit." Then why do you keep obsessing? Because it burns you up. You have no sense of humor. Nothing but your huge overinflated ego. "For those of you who want to get a laugh at my expense, here is that tubby retard, Allen Elbertson, aka Lord Dixie's parody site he did on me....." Sigh, no it's not my site, no I am not mentally handicapped and "retard" isn't a nice word William. I'm actually not even that tubby, but yeah I do need to drop a few pounds. Ouch those claws again. And spell my name right idiot or shut the fuck up "Here is a little message to Lord Dixie and any other asshole who thinks they can bury me or my work. My fans may be silent but they are many. My legacy will go on while you will fade away like a bad memory. Remember that...." You have no legacy beyond the fan fiction books you wrote. Your books are buried in the fact that they aren't very good, and no one is really interested. Your fans are not many. If so wouldn't one of your books be in a Amazon top anything? Your books sell for a high price on EBay because they are a novelty, not because they are good or even very popular. My legacy is the people I have helped, both professionally and privately. My online legacy is blogs that will still be getting more hits than your shitty blogs as long as the Internet exists as it does. You will be remembered as a pathetic, little would be writer who never made it, and never had a lot of talent. A man who hated anyone more successful than him, never forgave any imaginary sleight, drove off the few fans he actually had, and anyone who respected him. Who listened to a handful of enablers, like Derek and never got help. "Just keep it up you fucking mental case coward" Second time that you have called me a coward online. But would you say it to my face, or run squealing and shitting yourself? I want you to call me a coward, and know I don't take an insult lightly. Maybe I will come to the shitty Martinsville Horrorfest and buy one of your books. See I can do that I can fly to any convention anywhere How many fan? Ok so I am bored with this, so here's the deal. Read this, and learn your mistake. Don't call me a coward or put me on blast. Don't accuse me of doing shit I haven't done. Mostly remove any reference to me from your Facebook and I wont write any more blog posts about your stupidity. Go play in your little sand box with your little pretned title "King". Don't mention me or show up on my radar. Eat another sandwich or two BTW Willie, London 1887 is an American Company and the shirt design has nothing to do with you. The owner thinks you're a joke too and got a good laugh out of your stupid post. Don't believe me? Email the company and ask

Eric Morse aka William Pattison aka...

Eric Morse aka William Pattison aka Who?

Copyright Eric Morse aka Just the tip

Eric Morse aka William Pattison is one of those pseudo celebrities who exist on the fringe of the entertainment industry. For some reason the horror community seems to attract most of these “wannabe” celebrities like Morse. Eric Morse aka William Pattison's only claim to fame, besides being a loud mouth asshole/Facebook warrior is that he wrote a series of Friday the 13^th Junior adult novels. Not to take away from Morse's accomplishment, writing and getting a book published is no small feat and he deserves some praise for doing it successfully. Never mind that those books are really only known to a handful of hardcore Friday fans, and those unlucky enough to have heard Morse's insane gibbering about them.

So Eric Morse aka wrote a couple books in the late 80s, big deal. Take your fifteen minutes, and whatever royalties you get and move the fuck on. Set up a website and sell your books and autographs to anyone who might be interested. You might even find a few new fans. Unfortunately that's not good enough for Mr. aka. He thinks he is owed something by the horror community. He has written in his blog that he is owed fame, fortune and convention appearances. Exactly where he gets this theory of entitlement escapes me. He has said that the publishers promised him convention appearances. Well if it isn’t in the contract they don’t owe you shit.

So let's start with convention appearances. Eric Morse claims he has been blackballed from convention appearances. He definitely has given promoters reason to ban him with his online antics. If I was a promoter I would not touch him. He has attacked celebrities, referring to female celebrities ans bitches and whores. He has called homosexuals faggots, then excused it as “just the way we talk in California.” That excuse didn’t fly with Paula Deen so why should it excuse you? But the main thing he seems not to understand, is that fans are the ones who decide who gets invited to conventions. If the fans really want you, promoters will book you. Well they would have till you started raging online and stalking female celebrities (alleged by multiple female celebs). You were dropped from one convention because several woman complained they didn't feel safe with you there. Your only defense? I'm not a stalker because you say you aren't. If someone says they don’t feel safe around you, then screaming and calling them bitches wont convince anyone they are wrong.

Posted by one of Morse's fans, who had actually suggested him to a convention before he found out how nuts he was

Though Eric seems to hate all women to some degree, other than one or two who have almost as bad a reputation (or worse) than him, his main target for the last year or more has been the Soska sisters. Every blog post over the last year has been either directly or indirectly aimed at the Soska sisters. This infatuation with them is proof enough to any sane person that he is obsessive and borderline unstable. What did the sisters do to earn his eternal wrath? They didn't call him on his birthday. Now Eric Morse aka heartbroken, says they disrespected him. How did they disrespect him? They didn't call him on his birthday. He has of course offered them an olive branch. All they have to do is apologize and he will stop calling them bitches.

He claims that he supported the Soska's, helped make them. Sorry Eric Morse aka delusional the Soskas made themselves with help from their fans. American Mary was a brilliant film, does it have weak spots? Yeah a few, but it's such an awesome movie it makes up for it's flaws. You keep screaming about how horrible it is, but you cant give any details. Now you are attacking their new movie See No Evil 2, writing bad reviews when you haven’t even seen the movie. That makes you worse than a hack, it makes you a fraud. I have told you Eric, if you review a movie simply based on your hatred, or friendship, with a film maker, it makes your review worthless. Forget that your review on See No Evil 2 was only one paragraph. One paragraph of you screaming “this is crap.” Call yourself an author, but you are no movie reviewer.

His latest tactic is accusing other people, like Mike White of attacking the Soskas. Sorry Willie, err Eric aka Willie, I listened to the podcast and you are full of shit. Now if he reads this he will accuse me, once again, of being in the Soska cult. Which is weird since I have only seen one of their movies. I am such a bad cultist, I haven't even seen their first movie. See honestly Eric Morse aka dipshit, I am more of a Katie Isabelle fan, and if you hadn't attacked her, I probably would have left you alone and just kept laughing at your insane blog posts. But calling Katie and Danielle Harris ugly, well I can only assume you have never looked in the mirror. Really you are just another Internet warrior Eric Morse aka Cowardly Lion, brave enough to insult other people but ready to cry bully and troll when someone looks at your pasty ass. Pasty ass is off course alleged based on comments by Harlan Ellison.

Yes besides the Soskas you attack anyone who works with them from Danielle Harris to Vince McMahon. Vince is an idiot (according to you) and Danielle has turned her back on horror. Apparently because Danielle doesn’t want to work on movies for free anymore. More power to her, not everyone is confined to bit parts in Derek Young movies. Oh yes, Eric Morse aka Mr. Knowitall, the fact See No Evil 2 wont get a theatrical release has nothing to do with it's quality. It's a fact of movie making in the current times. Eli Roth's the Green Inferno probably wont get a theatrical release. It's a money thing that has nothing to do with quality, the fact you cant understand this is another high lite of your ignorance.

So besides the Soska's number one cheerleader, who is Eric Morse aka William Pattison aka Gerald Fitzgerald? Well let's look at what he has done, besides hate on the Soska's and others mentioned above.

He has attacked the women in horror month. He has attacked verbally several women in the horror genre. He has attacked Kane Hodder, He claimed to know who snitched on Lianne Spiderbaby (he was wrong). He was alleged to have made a fake profile of an actress in order to claim she was his girlfriend. I won't name her unless Willie aka Eric Morse aka who cares, denies it here, but I know who it was. He claims another actress “smooched” on him at a convention, then lied to him and lead him into believing they were dating. Really Eric, smooched? Are you still back in high school? It would explain a lot.

Eric Morse uses fake profiles to pretend people support him. He claims he is good friends with Johnny Depp. He claims he wrote Star Trek 3. He claimed to be personal friends with Harlan Ellison, until Ellison found out. What did Harlan say to you Eric? I don't know you and if we ever met, you weren't memorable enough for him to remember. The you blamed Harlan's old age on his lack of memory, and what did he say to you. He told you to stop mentioning his name. He, in Harlan's words, pulled down your pants and spanked your pimply pasty ass. How did that feel? To be publicly humiliated by someone you called your mentor? I could tell it hurt, you actually shut the fuck up for about a week. The of course you blamed the “internet bullies.” You lied about Harlan for years and it was their fault for telling him what you said. Oh I bet you raged and ripped the heads off a few stuffed animals that night didn’t you?

Eric Morse aka Harlan Ellison's best pal

And of course you hate the “horror socials” named after the “socials” in high school who didn’t accept you. High school is cruel, it's really cruel on us fat kids who love horror (like me). So I can imagine you had it rough too. Difference between you and me, I make friends at conventions. I bond with other outcasts instead of attacking them. Some of my best friends I have met at conventions and you attacking them, calling them drunks and addicts, saying they are members of cliques deeply offends me. It's not our fault you have few friends, and the list is shrinking every day.

Fact is Eric Morse aka William Pattison could be a welcome member of the horror community. It doesn't take an apology, it doesn’t take starting something bigger than someone else has. Like your attempts at Artist in horror month, or your Army. All it takes is stopping with the bullshit. Realizing that you cant do something with the expectation they will do something for you. Do it because it's what you want to do. If you do it good, you will get a payback. You claim you supported the Soska's now they owe you. Wrong. You support someone you believe in. If you have them on your show to help them, then that is your reward, giving your listeners interesting content. Don’t expect once they get bigger than you that they will pull you up with them. If you attack them when they don't pay you back on their schedule, why would they ever give a shit about you?

Eric Morse aka the Lion

Your artist in horror month, which was a joke, your “army”, your charity has all been about you. Not because you cared about any of those things. Appreciating an artist isn’t sending them an email, it's supporting them. Something you clearly don’t understand. There is nothing wrong with doing stuff for yourself. What is wrong is pretending you are doing it for a greater good, then attacking people who don’t support you. If the Soska's truly disrespected you then by all means, font support them. However spending a year calling them bitches only makes you look petty. You spend more time attacking others than promoting yourself.

All of this will of course mean nothing. You will call me a troll, you will call me a “Morse basher,” a bully, whatever. The horror community sees you for what you are. A petty, jealous, has been writer who can't move on. A bitter man, who hates on women because they don't do your bidding. A cowardly lion who roars online while deleting comments and posts that disagree with you. Well feel free to post her and attack me. I promise I wont delete any comments, even by your fake profiles. Even by your sister, who I don't think exists, I think you just put on a blond wig and call yourself Norma. By the way I have screen shots of your rants, of Harlan calling you out, of your claiming you are buddies with Harlan and Johnny Depp, and much more if you want to deny any of it.

Notice unlike your blog, I used nice paragraph breaks to make it easier to read? As an author you should appreciate that

Dracula Untold (and it should have stayed that way)

Dracula Untold 

Luke Evans is Dracula Untold

Dracula Untold, the heir apparent to the Universal Dracula legacy is in theaters now and due to boredom, and against my own judgment, I went to see it. Honestly I wasn't expecting much. The trailers looked pretty so I was expecting a slick, high def, effects filled piece of nothing. I wasn’t disappointed in that regard. Now to be fair it wasn't totally horrible as far a film goes. But for a Dracula film, a film picked to usher in Universal's classics to new generation, it was bad.

"Miss me yet?"
"Nosferatu!"

Luke Evans didn't make a bad vampire, and he did OK with the script and direction he was given. That and the visual effects, and a couple of the fight scenes are about all I can say good about the film though. The final battle between Dracula and his vampire minions was the best part of the film. It was the only time it felt like a horror film versus a dark fantasy. If more of the film was like this, I would have liked it better. Alas even this scene was over way to soon.

That's the good. Now to the bad. Vlad Tepes has an interesting history, but it's the history as a cruel leader. He may well have been a just leader, depending on which historian you ask, but there is no doubt to his cruelty. He impaled captured soldiers, had ambassador's turbans nailed to their heads, and burned his own people alive. Changing his history to make him this noble night who only shed blood to save blood is just silly. Other stories have painted the Dracula story as a tragic love story without white washing his violent past.

Just the tip he said

The movie is full of logic holes. The sultan blindfolds his men and has them march to a mountaintop fortress? Which is made even sillier by the fact the army reaches that mountain top while marching exclusively on wide swatches of flat open land. Yes, even though Vlad and his family had to march through heavy forests, and up cliff faces, the Sultan takes the nice easy path all the way to the gates.  Being natives doesn’t it seem to reason the Transylvanians would have taken the quick easy way, versus going a way that leaves them trapped on a cliff face?

Then near the end of the movie Dracula watches the army slowly approach, while moaning that he only has one night of his demonic power left. Only one night left and you simply sit and watch. Then as dawn breaks you decide to attack. As a matter of fact, why, with limited time and unstoppable power, did you spend the night hours preparing defenses? Why not use that time killing Turks? Dracula could have organized defenses while standing in the shade.

I said just the tip!
Not from Dracula Untold

Then there is this whole thing about being hurt by sunlight and having to fight at night. Well that makes sense for a vampire. Except in Dracula Untold, the Prince can apparently affect the weather and cause clouds to block out the sun. So why not use this power BEFORE the Turks kill your wife and kidnap your son?

There were lots of other silly moments, like Dracula's reflection in a sword, Dracula's minions turning on him, the Sultan just is able to set an elaborate trap in just a few minutes. Really the trick with the silver coins seems like something a 14 year old would think up during his first time playing Dungeons and Dragons. “Uhh unbeknown to the vampire lord, Mehmed has lined his tent with silver coins and bags of silver coins causing +4 damage to the vampire”

This is not a spray tan my brother, and I promise, just the tip
Dracula Untold

Last but not least, lets talk about Renfield. Renfield, no longer a London real estate broker, but apparently a Transylvanian beggar. Not an innocent who stumbles into Dracula's trap but a slimy little dude who knows Dracula is a vampire and wants to encourage his blood thirst and be his servant. Really? Do these new Hollywood screenwriters even glance at the source material?

My son, never trust the Turks. Especially when they promise it's just the tip
Dracula Nevertold

So final verdict. If you want to go see a shiny flashy Hollywood fantasy, with sword fights, eternal love, and an ending that somehow reminds me of the final scene in Battlestar Galactica (the reboot series), then by all means throw down ten bucks for Dracula Untold. But if you are looking for a good horror movie, look elsewhere. If you are looking for a modern telling of the Universal Dracula, then you will be sorely disappointed with Dracula Untold. C'mon Universal, lets not do this to your legacy.

I am back! in some capacity

Well Google, in it's infinite wisdom, decided that my blog was a "spam blog", and removed it. It's true the ads are an annoyance but they are only here because Google, again in their godly wisdom, decided my blog was too "sexually oriented" due to posting photos of girls in bikinis, and pulled adsense. I think the real reason was my blog was growing and I was nearing a payout threshold. If I never hit that threshold, or they find a reason to cancel my adsense Google pockets my share of the adsense revenue. Now with a 100 doallr payout, that isnt much to pocket but Google has a habit of cancelling a lot of accounts right before payout. Now if they cancel at say 96 bucks, once again, one person that isnt much. But if they cancel 1000 accounts over a couple months, that becomes decent pocket change. My adsense was cancelled her at about 85 bucks. I still have it on oher blogs but the revenue is tiny. The Dark Domain was bringing in dollars a day, and still climbing, I woyld have hit the payout in a matter of weeks. Which shows Google's greed and ignorance, because with it's growth, I could have easily made anpther payout by the end of the year. After losing Adsense I went with Juicy Ads, which are great, I get lots more ad hits, but the revenue itself if tiny compared to Adsense.

So anyway Google pulled my blog, I appealed and shockingly got it back. I promise to pay a  little mroe attention to it

Zombie Pin up Corinne

We all like zombies right? C'mon the Walking Dead is the most popular show on AMC, hell on cable, hell on TV, and it's kinda sorta about zombies...occasionally. Well almost as much as we like zombies, America loves hot chicks, so what better than zombie hotties, zombie pinups.

So if you are feeling like maybe you could use a little rigor mortis in your pants, check out this zombie pin up competition. And while you are there cast a vote for my friend Corinne

Zombies, killers, Koreans and demons

So I went to the local used DVD store yesterday looking for bargains. The last few times I was there I was really disappointed. Mostly the same stuff as the trip before, lots of low budget crap not worth 2 bucks.

I did finally fall upon a tiny treasure trove, and picked out several. Actually had to put a few back because I had went WAY over my budget for the trip (10-12 bucks). I ended up spending 22 bucks and promising a trip next pay check for the ones I had put back.

I ended up buying Deadbirds, My Bloody Valentine (orig) Special Edition, Lady Vengeance, and Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 Special edition.  I was pretty stoked as I have wanted Lady Vengeance for a while, and also have been planning to collect more Italian horror cinema. Plus Deadbirds is a very underrated movie, and I hadn't seen the original My Bloody Valentine in a while.

So I came home pumped for a night of epic movie viewing. First up was Fulci, as I announced on Facebook. You can imagine my surprise when I opened the case to find.....nothing inside. OK it's a used place maybe I should have checked at the store but I have bought there several times in the past and never had an issue. Plus I was careless. It was marked 8.99 which is way above the normal price for their used DVDs, and was in a box, and looked in great shape. I kind of assumed it was new and unopened. Like I said, I was a bit careless and oblivious.

It was too late to take it back last night and the store doesn't re-open till tomorrow.  I have no idea if they will refund it or give me a store credit but I hope they will, If they don't they have probably lost a customer.

Mad Monster Party Gras

Here are a few pictures from my trip to Mad Monster Party Gras in New Orleans. I got to meet and hang out with some super people like Ron Perlman, Alexa Vega, and Gia Nova

Me and Ron Perlman 

Alexa Vega from Repo, Spy Kids and Machete Kills

Cinzia Monreale from The Beyond

Me and Drea de Matteo from Sons of Anarchy

Model and dancer Gia Nova

Gia Nova
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Phil Anselmo of Pantera

Sean Yseult former bassist for White Zombie

Sean Yseult from Star and Dagger

Me and Larry Zerner from Friday the 13th part 3

My Crystal Skull Webstore