Melissa:Two hot for Facebook, part 1



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Straw Dogs (2011)

Alexander Skarsgard all wet

Bare chested Alexander Skarsgard

It seems as much as I say I hate remakes, I still end up seeing them. True I usually avoid them at theaters but eventually I end up watching them. Even the God awful Day of the Dead remake I have sat through on cable. Even free it totally sucked ass. So with nothing else at the theater and me bored I went to see Straw Dogs.



Straw Dogs is a remake of a film by Sam Peckinpaw starring Dustin Hoffman and Susan George. I wasn’t expecting much, but was hoping to be surprised. While true The original was directed by one of my favorite directors of all time and starred one of the greatest living actors and the smoking hot Susan George. Still I was never a huge fan of Straw Dogs. I have only seen it once, and it just never took root like The Wild Bunch or Billy the Kid. SO I had no real emotional attachment to the original Straw Dogs to make me hate the remake off hand.



Still, it’s a remake and I just generally hate remakes on principle alone. There is never a real need for a remake. There are too many original projects that never get funded, never get made, never get released. Even if a remake turns out good, what original script never sees the light. Remakes are nothing but a cheap grab at profits off someone else’s work. Ok that’s a rant for another story. Back to Straw dogs.



So I went into Straw Dogs with no extra animosity. It was a remake but it wasn’t destroying the memory of a cherished film from my childhood (Hello Candyman remake). I was prepared to give it a shot.



On the positive side it starred red hot Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood. Now I’m not gay but if I were ever tempted it would be by Alexander. The rest of the first billed cast did little for me, and really Alexander was the main reason I ended up at the theater.



One big positive that was missed was Walton Groggins. It was great seeing him on the big screen. What wasn’t great was how little screen time he actually got. Blink once you’re ok, twice maybe, three time, see you missed him. Walton steals the small screen in what ever role he is in. Check him out on The Shield or Justified. Attention Hollywood it’s time he got either a lead role or a big ass role in a major film.



The big negative was that it was a remake. Sorry but with a remake there is always that feeling of “seen it before.” Porting the film from England to the deep south was a nice change and worked fairly well in and off itself, but it was just a really close remake. Even though I had only seen the original Straw Dogs once I pretty much knew what was up all the way through. Sorry but that is a negative when I bust out ten bucks a ticket for a film.



Being from the south I recognized a lot of the characters. While some were a bit stereotyped I never really felt insulted. I didn’t feel wronged because even though they were sometimes stretched, they were real. I grew up with those people.



I did feel the sub plot with the high school ingénue and the over muscled “slow” man came off as fake. Sorry I see what they were shooting at but never bought it. It came off as too much like Of Mice and Men. Once again I haven’t seen the original Straw Dogs in years so this could be almost exactly what happened in the original. Still it didn’t quite work for me.



James Marsden really stood out as the fish out of water Hollywood writer.  I'm not a huge fan of Marsden but I really bought into his character and felt for him. Maybe he was a bit stereotypical liberal, but he did manage to offend my southern sensibilities, not with his actions, but with his attitude at times. His character for the most part felt he was better than the locals. At times he seemed to want to fit in, but mostly he seemed to just want to avoid the locals and their customs. Still he proved to be heroic and at the end WAS better than the locals. More on that later.



Kate Bosworth was just there. No offense to her but I found her character unlikable in the first Straw Dogs. I pretty much felt the same in the remake. Her character instigates many of the conflicts in Straw Dogs. I’m not taking the position that a woman should “cover up” to avoid unwanted male attention, but she did stir the sexual pot. At times she was actually provoking the tension. It’s not her fault it’s the way she was written and without her the story takes on a deeper, darker tone. I have always seen her character as just as much the villain as Skarsgard’s locals.



The magnet that draws and holds you to Straw Dogs is Alexander Skarsgard though. He exudes southern charm while channeling Eric Northman every time he scowls at the camera. Till near the end he almost comes off as a sympathetic character. In love with the woman he can never have. The woman who detests the life he leaves, and the life she left behind.



One big fault to me was how the lovable, mild Charlie at the beginning could become the violent killer at the end. Maybe there was always some psychosis behind his smile but I didn’t see it. The rape scene mid way through seemed more in character. We know he loves Amy. He is also deluded that Amy still has feelings for him. A delusion that Amy does nothing to disperse, and at times seems to encourage.



The final assault on the Sumner homestead, lead by a maniacal James Woods is violent and bloody. Pacifist David defends his wife, home and the slow Jeremy from the angry mob while Amy cowers in the room, urging him to capitulate every chance she gets. It does get bloody folks. One of the more violent segments in a non horror film. That last battle might not make Peckinpaw proud, but it wouldn’t embarrass him either. Much of the final fight is taken directly from the original Straw Dogs.



So what’s the verdict. Overall it’s not a bad film. Decent acting, decent story, lots of violence. I never had to stretch my disbelief to thin although I did feel it wanting to slip at times. It will never go down as a classic. More likely it will end up in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart, but hey they are some decent flicks in there (Ernest Scared Straight FTW!). Still it’s worth a watch even at theater prices, especially if you have never seen the original.



True blue Peckinpaw fans might pan it but there have been much worse remakes made. Day of the Dead. There’s enough action and violence to keep you entertained and the ending is explosive. SO for a remake I will give Straw Dogs a passing score. Not an A+ but a solid B. So if you are bored, or if you are an Alexander Skarsgard (or Eric Northman) fan check it out. Then go and rent or buy everything with Walton Goggins in it and see a real under appreciated actor.

Peace

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Five Songs That Drop the F-Bomb in Their Title

The almighty F-Bomb, the big bad wolf of curse words. Using it makes little old ladies gasp and kids giggle. It can get a movie an R rating as quickly as the full Monty. It’s use is pretty much forbidden on radio and television. Tipper Gore will slap a label on your CD if you use it.





So with all this you won’t find the F-Bomb in many songs right? Well outside of hard core rap it is kind of rare but it does exist. Some songs are so brazen that they actually put it in the title. Oh my!!



So without further ado, here is a list to make your granny blush and your girlfriend giggle. Songs that drop the F-bomb in their title



1. This Fucking Job- Drive by Truckers.



It’s rough out there now and this song and video say what a lot of us are feeling. Make sure you watch both versions for a different ending and you can decide which is the most bleak.

2. Fuck Her Gently.



Jack Black and Kyle Gas as Tenacious D provide this comedic look at love and the art of F**king gently.

3. Fuck Dying- A collaboration between hard rockers KORN and rapper Ice Cube results in one of the most bad ass songs of all times.

4. Fucking Perfect- Pink’s anthem to self worth is a beautiful song, with a great message. Beyond the profanity it is a statement of being yourself and ignoring the pressure to be “perfect”

Fuck You- Cee Lo Green



Probably the most popular song with the F-bomb in the title, the radio edit substitutes the word forget, for the more offensive F word. Funny thing is the song actually sounds and flows better in the edited version. That’s my opinion any way and well if you don’t agree, see the unedited version for instructions.

　



And special mention goes to comedian Jon Lajoie for his newest song Fuck Everything.

That about says it all now Fuck off



　



　

The latest Angela pictures

Because certian people had problems with the "pornogrpahic" pictures I posted of a girl in a swimsuit (In a beach community) I have taken them down.  Not because there is anythign wrong with them, but because I can.  Because the pictures are copywrited to me.  I won't call any names but I know who you are.  The problem with people who talk behind other people's back is that they sometimes talk to people who talk to me.   So talk all you wont but you wont see the pictures here.  You also shouldn't bother trying to talk to me if you are going to talk about my friends.  Do any of you have the balls to stand up and say you found the pictures offensive?  Not likely.  Whatever I honestly don't give a shit.  The only reason that you knew the pictures were up is because a young lady was very proud of the works she had done.  Is that why you were so bitter just because you don't like her, or vecause you have never done anything to be proud of?  The people who liked the pictures feel free to leave support.

Angela post processed

Here are some post processed pictures of my last shoot with Angela.  I hate post processing BTW

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