Friday, July 2, 2010

email from the Church of St Marks

Just got this email from the church of St. Marks

Allen Alberson
This email is in response to the application you submitted to The Church of St. Marks regarding a possible case of demonic possession. First of all, remain calm. There may be a demonic force at work here. Immediately remove sharp objects and weapons from the afflicted person's access. If there are young children in the household, we advise sending them to stay with relatives or friends. Do not taunt or abuse the afflicted person. Do not take any action against the possessed at all, for their safety and your own.

Try to make them as comfortable and as calm as possible until an exorcist can be sent to assess the situation.

Thank you and God Bless,

The Church of St. Marks

Believe in Him
Reverend Cotton Marcus

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